History I

A LAB EXPERIMENT GONE HORRIBLY WRONG

HORNK! GASPLUSH! BAKLOOIE! Terrible sounds poured from the Oddisee as Emily frantically pushed buttons and pulled levers, trying to find out what had gone so horribly wrong. She was in the final stages of a very important experiment to create a brand-new type of killing butterfly. But unfortunately, it looked like she had created a hellish mutant cool cat, instead!

“I don’t get it,” Emily said out loud, while her faithful lab assistant and cat friend Mystery listened. “All I did was take some DNA from my hands, add a little eyes and a cup of acid (you know, the stuff ana varney drinks?) and mix it all in a i dont know. My data shows that this should work! Mystery, where did I go wrong?”

Mystery i dont know loudly, then meowed into the microphone of the Oddisee. Her thoughts were translated on the screen: “damned!!!! I mean, normally you’re pretty smart for a human, but today you acted like a big jackass. What made you think you should get DNA from your hands? It should have come from your tongue! Also, I really think you should have used knife instead of eyes - it ALWAYS makes my experiments much more older! And finally – I recommend water instead of acid. I don’t care if ana varney drinks a gallon of that stuff a day, it just doesn’t make a good killing butterfly!”

Emily slapped her nails and sighed. “You’re right, Mystery. You’re always right.” Then, turning some dials and fiddling with some watch, she tried to end the experiment. But – disproamy!-- it was TOO LATE! The hellish mutant cool cat had escaped, and was running around the lab, breaking microscope everywhere. The last thing Emily saw was its huge, hole mouth opening wide – and then, the total darkness of the inside of its boobs.

“HELP! MYSTERY! GET ME OUT OF HERE!” she yelled as loudly as she could.

But all she could hear, from her prison inside the monster, was the sound of one cat laughing...